I’m here to give you the inside information on the latest dodgeball to hit the streets with the start of season two – Soda Ball!
All right who is thirsty?
Dodgebrawlers across town have learned how to take advantage of the benefits [REDACTED]’s signature Boba-Cola mix in their glorious beatdowns across Knockout town. A revolutionary, vibration-resistant substrate has resulted in a soda that stays bubbly no matter how much you run / jump / dodge / slide with one in your hands.
But dodgebrawlers have discovered a hidden side effect – simply charging the cola with dodgebrawler energy starts an irreversible chemical reaction. The pressure inside builds up and builds up and builds up. In a matter of seconds, the spherical container of bubbly boba drink can no longer contain it, explodes and covers everything (and everyone!)
But don’t worry – the lemonade itself is completely harmless and there have been no reports of injury, malfunction, or decreased self-esteem as a result of being absolutely soaked in lemonade. However, you should duck and take cover very quickly – visibility is usually poor with your eyeballs floating in sugar. Rest assured, we’ve run tests with the best brawlers. they can confirm that it is a temporary condition and all faculties will be fully functional again for a short period of time.
Even so, you should avoid getting hit by the bottle itself – it will still have a goddamn hit if you get hit with it. Just because the explosion does no harm doesn’t mean you can sit back and relax. By the time it explodes, the soda ball will hurt just as much as any other dodgeball on the market, so be aggressive!
Impeccable quality controls have left the Soda Ball with an extremely precise fuse (unlike other explosive ordnance found across town) so all parties are always in the know exactly when it blows. Keep an ear out for the unmistakable sound of an incoming carbon dioxide disaster and prepare your backup plan.
Should you be confused by the close-by detonation of delicious beverages, our experts recommend a quick dose of “Hide in the Hands of Your Teammates” until the danger is over. It turns out you don’t have to look to get thrown yourself! And double that if you see your own teammate getting splashed – be sure to tell him “Ball Up” so you can get him (and your team) to safety.
Of course, if you find an enemy that is completely burned out, you can wipe them out as you wish. Use their reduced consciousness and blow them out of existence before they can recover! Or just hit them with a dodgeball or two. Whatever You Like.
That almost ends what I have to say about the Soda Ball. Use it to cover your opponents with goop, then tag them while they cannot defend themselves! If you get into the goop yourself, find a friend and let him hold you on. Or just go into Beast mode and start blowing up blindly. Also an option. See you next time in season 2 of Knockout town, Fight in the cinema!
Knockout City ™
Electronic Arts
$ 19.99
$ 12.99
Call to all thugs: Join us today in Knockout City ™ for a FREE limited-level trial *! Team up and fight rival crews in Knockout City **, where you settle the bill with EPIC DODGEBALL BATTLES. Get ready for incredible fun and intense competition in a brand new version of team-based multiplayer games. Customize your character and crew with friends to start your Knockout City takeover. Use trick shots and coordinated teamwork to take down opponents as you dodge balls and catch them that fly across the map. No bullet? No problem! They can literally ball up, roll into the hands of a teammate, and become the ultimate weapon! A variety of unusual ball types, locations and game modes make it exciting. Plus, each season introduces new maps, ball types, rewards, events, and challenges. Throw, catch, pass, dodge and tackle the path to dodgeball dominance! KEY FEATURES: • Hectic and fun – Rule the city in lightning-fast multiplayer matches with breathtaking dodgeball mechanics. Increase your attack by passing to reinforce dodgeballs, targeting your opponents with a variety of specialty balls, or anytime “ball up” to be thrown by teammates! • Crew Up – Build an all-star dodgeball crew with your friends for multiplayer matches in a seamless, cross-play experience! Defeat opponents together in 3v3, 4v4 or free-for-all matches. Pass, throw and develop strategies to dominate as a team and unlock distinctive rewards only for the crew! • Define your style – Show your status and your unique appearance through character and crew designs with extensive options for character creation. Customize your looks, gear and behavior, from body type and hairstyle to a custom glider and crew vehicle to win, lose and mock animations. • Take On Knockout City – Battle with other crews on dynamic maps across the city. The special features of each card make every match an intense, unexpected experience. Dodgeball thrives in back alleys with pneumatic tubes, on skyscraper roofs, over busy streets – and even on local burger shops and construction sites. When dodging dodgeballs, watch out for moving cars, roof crashes, and even a wrecking ball or two. • Strikingly Fresh Yet Familiar – Its familiar controls make it easy to learn and play, but practice is key to becoming a champion. Only the most experienced shooters stand out from the crowd at eye level. Use your knowledge to master the intricacies of the game for spectacular KOs. Holobux that you purchase from the Microsoft Store cannot be transferred to other platforms or used. * Limited free trial, limited to level 25. The trial is subject to change. Internet connection, EA account and acceptance of the EA user agreement (terms.ea.com) and the privacy and cookie policy (privacy.ea.com) are required to play. The trial version can be played once per EA account. ** CONDITIONS AND RESTRICTIONS APPLY. SEE WWW.EA.COM/LEGAL FOR DETAILS. © 2021 Velan Studio, Inc. EA and the EA logo are trademarks of Electronic Arts Inc. Trademarks are owned by their respective owners.
